On this Saturday, enjoy a picture of my cat Artie looking dapper in his bow tie:

There is a story, as told visually here.  But the written version is:  we bought him this bow tie at Target because we thought it would be funny and it cost I think $3.  We got it home, tried to put it on him, got a single glorious picture of him looking really suave, then he went berserk and we had to take it off.  Occasionally I threaten to put it back on him but have never actually tried.